Would you eat chicken feet?
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DrMotorcity
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Much of your consternation has to do with the fact that nearly all countries outside of the U.S. (even those that don't have any non-renewable energy sources that we are passionately willing to kill for) utilize the metric system.
Since time immemorial (and pre-dated Newsweek by at least a decade, and did so without their parents' consent, it should be noted) the culinary quandry (often mistakenly referred to as a "quid") has been the difficulty in converting centimeters, millimeters, etc., in to feet, be it those of a pig or a chicken. However, that problem is virtually non-existent when it comes to converting dinosaurs' feet in to litres. We took care of that one right away.
Iamforever
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thats just gross afa. :1orglaugh
I would not eat them on a dish. I would not eat them with a fish! :jester:
Biological study of chicken feet;
http://www.urbanext.uiuc.edu/eggs/res13-feet.html
Biological study of chicken feet;
http://www.urbanext.uiuc.edu/eggs/res13-feet.html
Ax3C
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Iamforever
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bull's balls, huh? :rofl:
Maybe a reason for another poll? :jester:
Anthony Bourdain on the Travel Channel was eating oysters in Iceland, the land of strange food, rotten shark meat and other goodies.
DrMotorcity
Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
I would not eat them with Lamont's Aunt Esther;
I would not eat them with a Moderator's signature :jester:
I would not eat them with my coffee cup in my right hand;
I would not eat them if I were one click away from being banned!
I would not even eat them if my mother's maiden name was "Hamham"!
I would not eat them with Hall of Famer Robin Yount;
I would not eat them to increase my post count.
I would not eat them if I was Walter Mitty;
I most certainly would not eat them with some fraud named DrMotorcity!
I believe you are mistaken, doctor. I believe the problem is that countries which have the metric system are inherently resistant to the term "feet", lest the populace revolt. As AFA so effectively posted, there is a small underground movement by local grocers to rename the feet as "chicken paws" in order to attract metric-oriented customers. This does give me paws though: can this be the answer to our english/metric mess?
I remember the old AAC, their innovations led to the fences being no more than 3 hogsheads high (they used the heads rather than the feet as an homage to Lord of the Flies author William Golding, a season-ticket holder)
To the best of my recollection, the inductees were: Mark "The Bird" Fidrych, Chick Hafey and Lenny "Chicken Paw" McGraw(no info available)
Yeah but think about it....they have been walking in chicken shit all their lives....still want them?
I dunno?:dunno:
Yeah but I bet you a years pay that chicken shit doesn't taste like honey! :1orglaugh
DrMotorcity
Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
I am not entirely confident that this could bring a non-violent, amicable conclusion to the perennial English/metric controversy, and even if it were to, unquestionably there would be considerable expense involved in making the transition, invariably leaving it to the taxpayers, as usual, to foot the bill.
It is always spiritually refreshing witness the all-to-rare occasion of a pig using his head.
Hmm, I seem to recall another kind of bird. Much different kind of "induction," for him.
Ax3C
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You ask the questions, I'll provide the answers (a little late, of course ... and AFTER it's already been posted, too):
BEE PUKE. :yummie: :helpme:
